Just another monkey in a fucking pair of shoes.
You're about as edgy as a satsuma.
Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb)
Truly the face of a haunted man.
We’ve all done the hover…
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
things i like to say during sexual intercourse
- what is your credit score
- is your mom okay with this
- i once saw a bird try to eat a rock
- does it turn you on that i enjoy bendy straws
- bendy straws turn me on
Thing to say to turn on ANY guy.
- Your dick looks like a bendy straw
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
Mads Mikkelsen, on Tumblr.
The word is spreading.
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. WE READ YOUR TAGS. WE KNOW WHAT’S UP.
sh sh sh sh shhhhhhhh Just enjoy the rich flavors.